Your bones don’t break, mine do. That’s clear. Your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine. You don’t get sick, I do. That’s also clear. But for some reason, you and I react the exact same way to water. We swallow it too fast, we choke. He’s the exact opposite of the hero. And most times they’re friends, like you and me! I should’ve known way back when… You know why, David?

Your bones don’t break, mine do. That’s clear. Your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine. You don’t get sick, I do. That’s also clear. But for some reason, you and I react the exact same way to water. We swallow it too fast, we choke. He’s the exact opposite of the hero. And most times they’re friends, like you and me! I should’ve known way back when… You know why, David?

Your bones don’t break, mine do. That’s clear. Your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine. You don’t get sick, I do. That’s also clear. But for some reason, you and I react the exact same way to water. We swallow it too fast, we choke. He’s the exact opposite of the hero. And most times they’re friends, like you and me! I should’ve known way back when… You know why, David?